The Kingdom of Womble 14308 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.578 billion Womble 14308ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The strong Womble 14308ian economy, worth 226 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,375 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 318,227 per year while the poor average 3,095, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 14308's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 14308 is ranked 241,276^th in the world and 15,119^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.